Joie de vivre


next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via nevereverbeensosatisfied)


i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

(via pizza)