After careful consideration and many sleepless nights, here’s what I’ve decided:...– (via xchelseamorning)
aloserwithablog: welcometotheuniverse: amatterofluck: acciojaredleto: kissmycashnigga: alexxgetsthebitches: o_o This has to be fake -___________- wtf?? omg why would you even try this in the first place? lol this looks like so much fun I know someone who learned how to do this. If faced by a serious situation with the cops, these dudes can get away with ease. Parkour is the...
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
dreadude: sheenababyy: 5’0. Like a boss.
I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh...
itotallyrelate: Expectation: Reality: lolsofunny
patsrightgirl: mrtoday: creep kill of the day pat’s little kiss on the cheek was adorable OMG
I don’t know the band in the last post I just rebloged…but I thought that was fucked up :)
Coheed And Cambria Bassist Arrested For Armed...
propertyofzack: Coheed And Cambria are currently opening up for Soundgarden on a monster tour, but last night, Michael Todd, Coheed’s bassist, was arrested for armed robbery. Todd apparently held up a Walgreens by “claiming he had a bomb” in order to get Oxycotin. He was later arrested and is being held on bail for $10,000 and will be arraigned this morning. You can read the full story here.
nottheordinarytype: asdfghjkl-meghan: whothefuckischris: I’m dying lawl. I ALWAYS CRY LAUGHING AT THIS VIDEO!