May 2012
cubic1es:
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
April 2012
forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to
i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way how am i even going to live the rest of my life
byebyebarbie:
I was really shocked to see that Tim Burton had chosen Johnny Depp to star in his next film
a little glimpse at the “fuck one direction”...
arockettothemaine:
when people you haven’t talk to in a long time ask you what’s been happening in your life, but you don’t know what to say because you don’t do shit lmao.
next (every) week on the vampire diaries
Caroline: tortured
Alaric: dies
Elena: can't choose
Rebekah: feelings hurt
Klaus: can't kill Stefan
Matt: friend zoned
Bonnie: lights fire
Tyler:
Jeremy: mindfucked
Damon: patiently waits for porch scenes
Stefan: too tumblr famous for this shit
the matthew lewis school of successfully...
School President:
Honor Students:
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
mynamekyle:
boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
