April 2012
aulete:
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
rememberingsuunday:
being the kevin jonas in a world of joe and nicks
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
ne-yo:
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
livvylouwhoo:
tsarcasm:
incises:
keboob:
anthagio:
The best part about this is that it all sounds like Nicki Minaj.
OMG IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARDÂ
oh my god this killed me
OH MY GOD
oh my god.
before I shower: ugh damnit i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot